DISQUS

Not To Be Trusted With Knives: Brainlessness

  • Rebecca · 2 years ago
    So, how many Canucks does that exclude? :)
  • Beth · 2 years ago
    You raise an excellent point, Rebecca. Of course, most Canucks are excluded based on the fact that they are married or in a relationship (something I felt was self-evident, and thus need not be on my list). The vast majority of Canucks are pretty boys and/or under 30. I think the only one left is the long lost Sedin triplet. If he's single
  • Anonymous · 2 years ago
    Holy crap Beth I am laughing so hard at this one! I needed this on a Friday. Thanks! I actually know lots of old ugly single guys so let me know if ya want a hook up :P
  • Beth · 2 years ago
    Ewww! I can't date old ugly single guys!!! I just can't!! I don't care if almost every one of my friends recommends that I stay away from the younger ones and the pretty ones! Do you know any hot young single guys?
  • Tod Maffin · 2 years ago
    > "Boys only get their brains after 30."


    And then some of us are still trying to find our brains! lol... :)



    I can't believe you've not been snapped up yet -- you're beautiful!
  • Jorge · 2 years ago
    Me am have no brane.
  • Darren · 2 years ago
    I've had my brain for three years now, and it's been quite a burden. I miss my smaller, more useless frontal lobes.


    I was pleased to see 'the British' on your list. I have a pet peeve about bloody foreign nationals coming to my country, swooping in with their 'puckas' and 'cuppateas' and stealing our women. I have three female friends who have been sucked in my British accents.



    It's kind of like high school, when all the girls in your grade dated guys in grades above you. It was an indefensible position, really.
  • Beth · 2 years ago
    Tod - you're making me blush!


    Jorge - You must! You are over 30! Who are you to call the scientists wrong??



    Darren - ya! Damn them cuppateas, stealing all of our women! I won't have it!
  • JB · 2 years ago
    I am willing to go to the UK to take some hostages with my Canadian accent that we can use to get our Canadian girls back!
  • Beth · 2 years ago
    So selfless of you, JB, throwing yourself on the grenade like that!


    Wait, wouldn't that violate the terms of the girlcott?