Having lived in Texas for many years, I can assure you that you can indeed buy sex toys of any variety. Not that I did, um, but I KNOW people who did. People who weren't me.
Beth
· 1 year ago
LOL! You are awesome, Stacia! Did the store where the, uh, people who aren't you have to call them "demonstrator models" and "personal massagers" instead of sex toys?
Darren Barefoot
· 1 year ago
Those rules beg a further question:
* Can one buy a, uh, anus-specific vibrator?
Maybe only if you branded it as a personal mASSager. You could keep it in your hipster vinyl mASSager bag.
Apologies for being juvenile. I'm living in a conservative country, and need an outlet (insert plug-in vibrator joke here).
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* Can one buy a, uh, anus-specific vibrator?
Maybe only if you branded it as a personal mASSager. You could keep it in your hipster vinyl mASSager bag.
Apologies for being juvenile. I'm living in a conservative country, and need an outlet (insert plug-in vibrator joke here).