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Re: Dildos in Texas

Beth — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:37:58 -0000

@Darren - My guess would be that you could, since "the anus is not defined as a sexual organ" in Texas. I wonder if you could buy OhMiBod, the vibrator, ur, personal massager that attaches to your iPod...

Re: Dildos in Texas

Darren Barefoot — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:56:33 -0000

Those rules beg a further question:

* Can one buy a, uh, anus-specific vibrator?

Maybe only if you branded it as a personal mASSager. You could keep it in your hipster vinyl mASSager bag.

Apologies for being juvenile. I'm living in a conservative country, and need an outlet (insert plug-in vibrator joke here).

Re: Dildos in Texas

Beth — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:28:45 -0000

LOL! You are awesome, Stacia! Did the store where the, uh, people who aren't you have to call them "demonstrator models" and "personal massagers" instead of sex toys?

Re: Dildos in Texas

Stacia — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:03:19 -0000

Having lived in Texas for many years, I can assure you that you can indeed buy sex toys of any variety. Not that I did, um, but I KNOW people who did. People who weren't me.