Last I checked, the Dark Lord was too preoccupied with the legends of blues and rock guitar to be bothered mucking about with 21st century politics. I believe that function falls into Beezlebert's portfolio. He's surprisingly unimaginative for a fallen angel, but he is such a hard worker! The rest of the unholy horde does have a soft spot for the energetic pup. Police state surveillance, torture of helpless captives, war for war's sake -- it was all so unoriginal, but he made it all happen in just a few years.
This invulnerable campaign literature stunt shows that the fledgling is starting to spread his wings at last. If this mortal coil should ever bear witness to the horrors of a McCain-Harper summit, look for li'l ol' 'Bert in the crowd there. He'll be the one with the biggest smile and the blandest necktie.
In any case, I advise trying a drop of holy water before the next combustion trial. If that does not work, consider the addition of a high performance oxidizing agent (and appropriately rigorous safety protocols.) I have every confidence that the power is within you to vanquish this most evil of contemporary brochures.
shihtzustaff
· 1 year ago
Too funny!
Tanya (aka NetChick)
· 1 year ago
OMG... that made me howl. You rock.
Jorge
· 1 year ago
You need to soak it in the alcohol for a while if you want it to burn.
Oh vinegar...
Many a fry will be saddened by this loss of tasty resource, but all for a good cause.
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This invulnerable campaign literature stunt shows that the fledgling is starting to spread his wings at last. If this mortal coil should ever bear witness to the horrors of a McCain-Harper summit, look for li'l ol' 'Bert in the crowd there. He'll be the one with the biggest smile and the blandest necktie.
In any case, I advise trying a drop of holy water before the next combustion trial. If that does not work, consider the addition of a high performance oxidizing agent (and appropriately rigorous safety protocols.) I have every confidence that the power is within you to vanquish this most evil of contemporary brochures.
Oh vinegar...
Many a fry will be saddened by this loss of tasty resource, but all for a good cause.