http://drbethsnow.disqus.com/NoneenTue, 07 Oct 2008 13:56:47 -0000http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/#comment-12019123<p>You need to soak it in the alcohol for a while if you want it to burn.</p><p>Oh vinegar...</p><p>Many a fry will be saddened by this loss of tasty resource, but all for a good cause.</p>JorgeTue, 07 Oct 2008 13:56:47 -0000http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/#comment-12019122<p>OMG... that made me howl. You rock.</p>Tanya (@netchick)Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:14:28 -0000http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/#comment-12019124<p>Too funny!</p>ChristineTue, 07 Oct 2008 11:12:27 -0000http://www.drbethsnow.com/2008/10/06/still-not-voting-conservative/#comment-12019125<p>Last I checked, the Dark Lord was too preoccupied with the legends of blues and rock guitar to be bothered mucking about with 21st century politics. I believe that function falls into Beezlebert's portfolio. He's surprisingly unimaginative for a fallen angel, but he is such a hard worker! The rest of the unholy horde does have a soft spot for the energetic pup. Police state surveillance, torture of helpless captives, war for war's sake -- it was all so unoriginal, but he made it all happen in just a few years.</p><p> This invulnerable campaign literature stunt shows that the fledgling is starting to spread his wings at last. If this mortal coil should ever bear witness to the horrors of a McCain-Harper summit, look for li'l ol' 'Bert in the crowd there. He'll be the one with the biggest smile and the blandest necktie.</p><p> In any case, I advise trying a drop of holy water before the next combustion trial. If that does not work, consider the addition of a high performance oxidizing agent (and appropriately rigorous safety protocols.) I have every confidence that the power is within you to vanquish this most evil of contemporary brochures.</p>DemonweedTue, 07 Oct 2008 02:27:35 -0000