DISQUS

Not To Be Trusted With Knives: The Tale of the Two Blue Bottles

  • Dave · 1 year ago
    You should totally do that. And on purpose. And on camera. You can start an all-female Jackass knockoff.
  • gillicious · 1 year ago
    Well, remember all those maxi-pad and diaper commercials, when showing product tests, always use blue water instead of anything resembling what the thing is really supposed to absorb. Not that anyone wants to look at menstrual blood or pee on TV, but even so...

    I guess blue just means sterile/antiseptic/clean. Although now you have me worried... Too many similar bottles in the cabinets. Good thing you noticed in time.

    I haven't done anything so bad in terms of toiletries, beyond maybe mixing up conditioner and moisturizing shower soap. I did, however, get confused over pill samples from the doctor's and ended up giving myself tranquilizers when I thought I was taking pain meds for menstrual cramps. Well, at least they relaxed me.
  • Raul · 1 year ago
    WOW. Glad to hear it was just a scare!
  • dan · 1 year ago
    Things Dan has had the misfortune of confusing*

    Shaving cream vs Styling Mousse
    Hand cream vs soap (these don't look ANYTHING ALIKE!)
    Orange juice vs Soy Milk (ditto)
    Coffee vs Sugar (um, ya - coffee added to oatmeal instead of sugar - great way to start the day)
    My jeans vs Lara's jeans (oh first year adventures...)
    My glasses vs My eyes

    le sigh!

    * I blame lack of sleep or retinal damage or just plain stupidity
  • Rachel · 1 year ago
    Once I got out of the shower and spread shower gel all over me instead of moisterizer. Then I got into the car that was warming up (it was -30 degrees that day)and my friend michelle and I were going to drive to class. I was all itchy scratchy and couldn't figure out why! Till it dawned on me and I had to jump out of the car for another shower leaving my poor friend to wait for me....